lexxnova:

Sex would smack right now

billprideauxs:

pleasestopandrew:

tarynel:

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

lesbianfemmes:
“Goodness 😂😂😂😂
”
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thatpettyblackgirl:
“ Ain’t that the truth
”
positive-memes:
“I’m passing that onto you
”

inquisitivepoet:

mizfahrenheit:

batched:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

I accepted the challenge and won. With great difficulty.

Yep i failed

I was so close 🤦🏽‍♀️

goldenpoc:
“Facts! If a hear one more bitch say “let’s get this bread” there is NO bread
”